Wow! I was really sick. But it was made better when Clay came to snuggle with me and he brought me ice cream But today i was back at school, and I still kinda have a cold but it was all good. I started to miss everyone! Tonight I am going to the Tri-valley boys game! That should be neat. I am actually in a good mood today, i took my sister to eat at McDonald's after i picked her up from school. I am such an awesome person!
Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5. ~Roseanne
The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
God gave men all a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams
While I was looking for these quotes i found some that are about sex. Please dont read into this I just thought that they were funny and I needed a good laugh so i will share them with you. For any of you that truely know me, you know where my mind is most of the time anyway..
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp
I really don't know who half of these people are but they are funny!
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